A pictorial diary of the residents of Duckingham Palace, Princess Lily and Elsie Duck,
menaced by the evil Prince of Darkness, and with lifestyle issues exacerbated by rubbish staff and the lower classes.

Thursday, 24 May 2012

New carpet

Duckingham palace's new carpet isn't wearing as well as expected
Duckingham palace's new carpet isn't wearing as well as expected

We chose the finest and most expensive Persian carpet from Harrods recently, and unfortunately and unbelievably it's already wearing thin in places!

It's a 17th century masterpiece, by the greatest Persian weavers and highly recommended.

The servants were whining about mud on the carpet, and how rubbish the toothbrush was for cleaning it. Bah.

Think next time we'll get something cheap and cheerful from Carpets'R'Us !

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