|Duckingham palace's new carpet isn't wearing as well as expected|
We chose the finest and most expensive Persian carpet from Harrods recently, and unfortunately and unbelievably it's already wearing thin in places!
It's a 17th century masterpiece, by the greatest Persian weavers and highly recommended.
The servants were whining about mud on the carpet, and how rubbish the toothbrush was for cleaning it. Bah.
Think next time we'll get something cheap and cheerful from Carpets'R'Us !